Words of wisdom straight from the beard itself. Its impossible to disagree with a beard…..see for yourself!
A beard’s worst enemy is anything with cream in it.
The good thing about having a beard is people can’t tell if your serious or joking.
Being asked “how do you grow a beard like that?” by a woman is a little redundant.
Beards suffer from the bed hair effect, it’s important to do a quick mirror check before leaving the house, just to make sure you don’t look like something from a kids art project.
Now I have a beard I’m never wrong. My beard, however, has been wrong many times.
The moustache is the most unruly part of the beard, that little bugger gets away with way to much.